Eat her like a Lady!

No I didn't mistype the title. I meant exactly what I typed. Today we are going to do a public service announcement on how to make a woman melt and bend to your every whim because we are going to get up close and personal with the Vagina and finally lick this issue. Pun intended.

Now calm down ladies we must understand that most men, or at least most that I have dated, don't have one of these so in all fairness they do not really know what is going on down there. And as we discussed earlier faking it because you are bored isn't going to to teach them either. 

A partner who knows how to orally treat a woman is like discovering the lost city of Atlantis which according to Google map is not all that difficult.... see? There it is!

Hmmm I wonder... Google! Find me a man who know how to give oral on a woman!

Searching...

Still searching........

That is what I thought... Figures...

Anyhoodle... Lets see if we can change that mentality shall we?

To understand how to eat her like she has never been eaten before we have to first understand what exactly it is we are dealing with here. 

The anatomy of the Vagina or at least the parts we are going to focus on really are not all that difficult to locate. Contrary to popular belief they are all located in the same generalized area on every woman.

You have a Clitoris, clitoral legs, urethra, labia majora, labia minora, perineum, anus and the G-spot. 

All pretty basic right? Wait what.. clitoral legs? WTH is that?

Awww threw something at you that you didn't know right?! Even some of you ladies may not even know this. You see the Clitoris is more than just what you can see when you lift that hood. There is a whole group of nerves that go on each side of the Urethra under your labia minora and majora on each side kinda like a wishbone.

This is why it feels so good when you use a vibrator or your pulsating shower head on the outside of your labia. you are massaging these nerves that run down them. A ladies clitoris and legs hold over 8,000 nerve endings and is geared for one thing and one thing only HER PLEASURE

All of this is however just a warm up to the finale of course. What am I talking about? I am talking about making her squirt. Don't think she can? Think again. It really isn't all that hard. It all starts and ends with her G - spot. After arousing her and tickling her with your magic skills of licking her clit and all areas of the labia.. massaging her and getting the blood really flowing you are going to insert a finger or two about one to three inches into her vaginal opening.  And just as I said in the G-spot for men blog make sure your nails are cut and filed. That tissue is like velvet in there and will rip and cause some pain if you don't. And you don't have to pump and push it like the well is going dry either. There should be no sense of urgency... Timmie ain't at the bottom of that well.. no need for Lassie.

 Slow and steady wins a race. Yes we have the 'rabbit' but unless you have beads in your finger and can make it vibrate without pumping and moving it your finger better be a 'turtle'. Also hygiene of the hands and fingernails VERY important! The ph balance in there is trickier then trying to get an aquarium just right so you don't kill all the fish. If you go searching in there please make sure your hands are clean.

Once at about the right spot use a come hither movement with your finger in a generalized area.

Once you do this you are going to feel something start to grow. That's right the reason you can not find the G-spot is because it is flush to the vaginal wall and until you start stimulating it it will not come out. It is the peek-a-boo of all sexual organs.

Once you stimulate it though it is going to pop out like a thanksgiving turkey pop out timer! It will however have more of a texture of a Prune or Walnut that is how you know you have found it! Now that you have found it start stroking it with that come hither motion. Now you may want to try direct pressure or if you are using two fingers you may want to try stroking on both sides of it as well. The key is watch your partner.  At this point she may scream for you to stop or she is going to pee herself..especially if it is her first time.. but don't you dare! This is not pee that is going to shoot out this is a great deal of female ejaculate fluid that is ready to come out of there. Tell her not to hold back.. to push it out and before you know it..

Yeah I'm telling ya... it is a lot when it first happens. You had best be in a shower or have LOTS of plastic sheets on your bed...and floor.. and anything that is past your bed. Hell just think pretend you're at a Gallagher concert because that is what will happen when she pushes it out of there.

I promise if you do this for your partner she will make you one happy partner for life. 

There isn't a lot of don'ts down there as far as eating her. Men just think of the clitoris like the head of your cock because in essence that is all it really is.. so don't gnaw on it like a rawhide chew bone. And PARTNERS MEN AND WOMEN if you drink beer and start feeling frisky BRUSH THOSE TEETH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE TONGUE before going down on her! Beer has yeast...yeast grows in dark moist places... your mouth is dark and moist SO IS YOUR VAGINA.. well if you're doing it right it is. Nothing is more annoying than having the yeastie beasties!

Now this is for the ladies. If you want your partner to pack a lunch and stay for the day I have one word for you .... HYGIENE. If you don't shave at least cut back a little bit. Women of a fuller figure (of which I am one) make sure you clean and powder in those areas where skin touches skin. This way there is no question as to smells. That is the number one complaint statistically speaking why people don't like to do it... it isn't the taste in fact 78% of people don't mind the taste at all it is the smell of body odor. 

Remember to take the poll over to the left and listen to my blogtalk radio program every Sunday night at 9:00 pm est at blogtalk radio. Also if you would would like to place an order for anything on my website, Link also to the left under My Pure Pleasure, place your order with me and get 10% off your entire order for my blog readers :) Just email me at info@foryoursexformation.com or you can text or call at 571-969-SEX1 . And remember I do in home parties as well in the NOVA and 3 hours out radias. 

The Low Down on Lube

I was walking down the isle of my favorite drug store the other day and realized that there are a lot of different types of lubes out there on the market today.  We really have come pretty far since I was a youngster and wondering why my mother and father for that matter had a HUGE jar of Vasoline next to their bedside table. I thought as I got a bit older “Why do they need it on both night stands?” –Shrug, O-well.

So as promised I will be going over the different types of lubes on the market today. What they are good for, texture, aftermath factor, overall price which to choose and why. 

So let’s get slickery shall we and slidddde on into the topic….

Water-Based Lube

This is the most common lube on the market and is compatible with all of your toys no matter what the material type. It is the most budget friendly of all that I will be talking about as well. All lubes in this category, including the flavored lubes, are condom friendly. No risk in breakdown. They are smooth and slick but most contain a propylene glycol which can be irritating to some women and cause yeast infection if prolonged use. They are water-soluble which means the skin and mucous membranes in the vagina or anus will absorb them quickly so several applications will need to be made for any marathon sessions. Since it is water-soluble clean-up is a breeze, just rinse and go.

IN SUMMARY

*Budget friendly
*Wide Variety Including Flavored
*Toy and Condom Friendly
*Clean up easy

Silicone Based Lubricants

This lube is much more slippery and last much longer and is non-irritating. It is not water-soluble which means this is great for water play and no I don’t mean Golden Showers… or maybe if your into that type of thing. Since they are thinner and not water-soluble a little goes a long way. It is a good thing too because even a small bottle of this precious liquid can be quite costly. So if your cat decides to climb up on the bedside table and become a voyeur in your marathon love making session, make sure you put the lid on it. Nothing is worse than stopping mid-orgasm because your 1.7 oz,$20.00 bottle of  lube is slowly dripping down the side of your nightstand because your cat decided that watching you was as about as exciting as watching paint dry. But I digress….

Not being water soluble also means that clean up isn’t as easy. An extra towel maybe nice when using this type of lube and a shower is most definitely going to be needed afterwards. Another down side to silicone lubes is they do not play well with silicone toys. They are safe on latex however.

IN SUMMARY

*Priciest of all the lube categories
*Condom Friendly
*Toy friendly UNLESS IT IS MADE OF SILICONE *so Silicone to Silicone NO GOOD THIS IS
*Great Water play lube
*Can be a bit messy and hard to clean up

Oil Based Lubes

JUST DON’T USE THEM PERIOD! Okay that was a little harsh but let me explain. Oil lubes will corrode latex so they are not condom safe. They are also REALLY bad for a vagina and anus as they help breed bacteria. So I REALLLLLLLLY hope my parents used that Vaseline to soften their feet at night.  Baby oil, Vaseline, Crisco, Body Lotions these are all oil based. Although they last a while in viscosity they should really only be used for body massages and MAYBE a happy ending for the guy if ya want. Above and beyond that DON’T USE IT!

IN SUMMARY

*JUST DON’T USE IT!

Well those are your basics… I could go into all the other types of other ones out there like Edible Lubes (water based mostly). Spermicidal Lubes (usually water-based) have a main chemical of nonoxynol 9 or N-9 which helps immobilize sperm. Down side in order to be effective a woman has to insert it 10-15 min before having sexual intercourse.                            Yaaawwwwnnnnn....

 Yeah my thoughts exactly sister. 

There is a Hybrid Lube that is a mix between Water and Silicone that people are leaning more towards because it isn’t as pricey as the pure Silicone but overall the same rules apply as the Silicone.

Warming Lubes (mostly water based) can be alright just make sure you read the label before placing anywhere near the vaginal area especially if they are flavored. They may contain higher amounts of glycol which means higher chance of yeast infection. But again GREAT for massages. 

Warming, tingling , desensitizing and shrink lubes fall more under the enhancement category although they CAN be used as lube.  However!!! I will not condone desensitizing cream for anything other then putting on an erection before you place a condom on. This will keep your Johnson at bay and the desensitizing cream from your woman’s lady parts so she will not become desensitized… Gawd knows we need all the stimulation we can get! Am I right? Can I get a witness!

As for using it on women…. Well I only advise desensitizing cream for women for plucking of eyebrows, getting a Brazilian wax or if you are getting a tattoo of some sort. Other than that no other reason. Ladies or Gentleman (we will discuss anal play with you guys at a later blog) if you use it for Anal play I will release the hounds of hell on you.  Okay maybe…

But let me tell you this. Pain is there for a reason. If you are trying anal sex for the first time and you need a desensitizing cream then you’re not doing it right. You haven’t stretched enough or you’re going too fast. For whatever the reason LISTEN TO YOUR BODY and your partner. If you use desensitizing cream and he is tearing tissue in there it could really do some damage you would never know it. Same for the guys.

And Shrink Cream!!!!! For ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG WITH THE WORLD

 NOOOOOOOOOOO

Ladies! If you don’t feel like your all that tight down there anymore for WHATEVER reason please please please please please do not fall prey to the advertisements of shrink cream or Chinese shrink cream. The number one ingredient in this product is Alum! It is a known FACT that 1 ounce of this stuff ingested could kill a full grown adult! What it does is takes all the water out of the cells so the tissue swells causing shrinkage. It is not permanent and there have been no studies on the effects to a woman’s vaginal walls or cervix. But it cannot be good at all.
So Ladies you want things to be tighter and in tip top shape down there? Exercise. And you can even do it with weights called Ben Wah Balls and Kegel exercises … there is even an APP FOR THAT! That is right Folks. It is called Kegel Camp click here to get it. It is for the best exercise for both men and women to do in order to have better sex and strengthen that old PC muscle.

Well I hope we have learned a little bit today and don’t forget to take the poll over on the left hand side.

Leave your comments and feed back if you will or let me know what you think by emailing me at mppbynikki@gmail.com. And visit my website at www.mypurepleasure.com/1104. While your there purchase some nice lube.

Happy Sex ya’ll !

Fetishes

Have you ever caught your partner lingering a little to long on your hands or feet? Longing... almost having a pool of spittle on the floor?

Do you get turned on by your partner in tight clothes showing all the bulges in the right place?

Do you fantasize about your partner in the nude in public?

Or do you think doing it in the car is risky and hot?

Then yes you have a sexual obsession or more commonly referred to by most as a sexual fetish. Although they go hand in hand I would like to point out there is a difference. An obsession being a compulsive, often unreasonable idea or emotion. A fetish being any object, idea, eliciting unquestioning reverence , respect or devotion to. Whether you realize it or not we all have a sexual obsession and sometimes fetish. Some more prominent then others and certainly some more frowned on by societies standards.

These obsessions are usually harmless and enhance your bedroom desire. The moment they become an overall obsession in your life then this can be an issue and needs medical treatment and/or psycho analysis right away.

In the end sexual fetishes in the bedroom is healthy as long as it adds pleasure to your love making. And remember just because it isn't your fetish doesn't mean your partner doesn't like it. Suck it up.. put your big boy/girl pants on and and deal with it. Because if your partner is happy they will go to great lengths to make you the same.

Don't forget to take the latest poll on Fetishes this week (found on the left side of this page) and check out my website for the latest erotic and romantic products to boost your fetish experiences with your partner or to book your in home or virtual party today to get free products!!

Welcome to my first blog post. First let me introduce myself. My name is Nikki Biggs and I am a My Pure Pleasure Consultant, among other things of course.  I own and operate my own My Pure Pleasure business which is an in-home party plan similar to Mary Kay and Pampered Chef. However, our product line is much more personal then make up and kitchen utensils. We sell relationship enhancements, bath, body, lotions, lingerie, and bedroom accessory products all while educating and empowering women and men alike about their sexuality.

There are a lot of companies out there like ours so what sets ours apart from the others? I used to be a consultant for another rival company that is no longer in business. I then took a couple years off from doing parties all together. When deciding to come out of retirement I did my research and found these consultants to actually care about what they are teaching women, men and couples. Some companies don't even allow men to come to parties much less be consultants. And of course the selection is quite vast. You are not stuck with one size fits all product. There is a lot to choose from and from different lifestyle choices. Haven't tried something? How do you know if you don't try?

I will be posting weekly segments and informational topics on that all taboo subject and look forward to the comments and questions. With blogger you can even post anomalously if you like. I will also be posting links and special hostess incentives and specials on products as they are available.

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