Eat her like a Lady!

No I didn't mistype the title. I meant exactly what I typed. Today we are going to do a public service announcement on how to make a woman melt and bend to your every whim because we are going to get up close and personal with the Vagina and finally lick this issue. Pun intended.

Now calm down ladies we must understand that most men, or at least most that I have dated, don't have one of these so in all fairness they do not really know what is going on down there. And as we discussed earlier faking it because you are bored isn't going to to teach them either. 

A partner who knows how to orally treat a woman is like discovering the lost city of Atlantis which according to Google map is not all that difficult.... see? There it is!

Hmmm I wonder... Google! Find me a man who know how to give oral on a woman!

Searching...

Still searching........

That is what I thought... Figures...

Anyhoodle... Lets see if we can change that mentality shall we?

To understand how to eat her like she has never been eaten before we have to first understand what exactly it is we are dealing with here. 

The anatomy of the Vagina or at least the parts we are going to focus on really are not all that difficult to locate. Contrary to popular belief they are all located in the same generalized area on every woman.

You have a Clitoris, clitoral legs, urethra, labia majora, labia minora, perineum, anus and the G-spot. 

All pretty basic right? Wait what.. clitoral legs? WTH is that?

Awww threw something at you that you didn't know right?! Even some of you ladies may not even know this. You see the Clitoris is more than just what you can see when you lift that hood. There is a whole group of nerves that go on each side of the Urethra under your labia minora and majora on each side kinda like a wishbone.

This is why it feels so good when you use a vibrator or your pulsating shower head on the outside of your labia. you are massaging these nerves that run down them. A ladies clitoris and legs hold over 8,000 nerve endings and is geared for one thing and one thing only HER PLEASURE

All of this is however just a warm up to the finale of course. What am I talking about? I am talking about making her squirt. Don't think she can? Think again. It really isn't all that hard. It all starts and ends with her G - spot. After arousing her and tickling her with your magic skills of licking her clit and all areas of the labia.. massaging her and getting the blood really flowing you are going to insert a finger or two about one to three inches into her vaginal opening.  And just as I said in the G-spot for men blog make sure your nails are cut and filed. That tissue is like velvet in there and will rip and cause some pain if you don't. And you don't have to pump and push it like the well is going dry either. There should be no sense of urgency... Timmie ain't at the bottom of that well.. no need for Lassie.

 Slow and steady wins a race. Yes we have the 'rabbit' but unless you have beads in your finger and can make it vibrate without pumping and moving it your finger better be a 'turtle'. Also hygiene of the hands and fingernails VERY important! The ph balance in there is trickier then trying to get an aquarium just right so you don't kill all the fish. If you go searching in there please make sure your hands are clean.

Once at about the right spot use a come hither movement with your finger in a generalized area.

Once you do this you are going to feel something start to grow. That's right the reason you can not find the G-spot is because it is flush to the vaginal wall and until you start stimulating it it will not come out. It is the peek-a-boo of all sexual organs.

Once you stimulate it though it is going to pop out like a thanksgiving turkey pop out timer! It will however have more of a texture of a Prune or Walnut that is how you know you have found it! Now that you have found it start stroking it with that come hither motion. Now you may want to try direct pressure or if you are using two fingers you may want to try stroking on both sides of it as well. The key is watch your partner.  At this point she may scream for you to stop or she is going to pee herself..especially if it is her first time.. but don't you dare! This is not pee that is going to shoot out this is a great deal of female ejaculate fluid that is ready to come out of there. Tell her not to hold back.. to push it out and before you know it..

Yeah I'm telling ya... it is a lot when it first happens. You had best be in a shower or have LOTS of plastic sheets on your bed...and floor.. and anything that is past your bed. Hell just think pretend you're at a Gallagher concert because that is what will happen when she pushes it out of there.

I promise if you do this for your partner she will make you one happy partner for life. 

There isn't a lot of don'ts down there as far as eating her. Men just think of the clitoris like the head of your cock because in essence that is all it really is.. so don't gnaw on it like a rawhide chew bone. And PARTNERS MEN AND WOMEN if you drink beer and start feeling frisky BRUSH THOSE TEETH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE TONGUE before going down on her! Beer has yeast...yeast grows in dark moist places... your mouth is dark and moist SO IS YOUR VAGINA.. well if you're doing it right it is. Nothing is more annoying than having the yeastie beasties!

Now this is for the ladies. If you want your partner to pack a lunch and stay for the day I have one word for you .... HYGIENE. If you don't shave at least cut back a little bit. Women of a fuller figure (of which I am one) make sure you clean and powder in those areas where skin touches skin. This way there is no question as to smells. That is the number one complaint statistically speaking why people don't like to do it... it isn't the taste in fact 78% of people don't mind the taste at all it is the smell of body odor. 

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Who said Girls have all the fun!

I know... last week I talked extensively about multiple consecutive orgasms for women as pointed out to me from this email ...

Dear Nikki,
You think you said Multiple Consecutive Orgasms enough times in one paragraph in your last blog entry? I mean I wasn't offended. As a guy I would love nothing more then to get my partner off over and over again. But come on!!!
Other then that enjoy reading your blog entries keep up the good work.
Reggie

Well thank you Reggie I try my best and your right. Once I get on a roll about Multiple Consecutive Orgasms it is hard for me not to think about Multiple Consec... okay sorry I get it. Stopping now. So I decided to talk all about guys this blog topic.

Let's talk about the Male G-Spot shall we?

Oh quit being a little girl!

What I am talking about here folks is what some men really don't like to talk about. That is their Prostate Gland. Located in between their rectum and testis just below the clinical term called the peritoneum or as men call it in slang "the taint".  And "why" you may ask do they not like to talk about it? Because of it's actual location. To REALLY massage it well some men have hangs ups about it. Because of societies ignorance, in my opinion, some men (especially straight men) think if anything remotely goes near their ass much let touches their anus they think they will be labeled gay or thought less of as a man. 

Trust me on this.. I have done enough research, polls and spoke with a lot of male friends who know they can speak openly enough to me and not be judged to let me know this is truly how they feel society will judge them. And what a sad sad world we live in for these men to miss out on what I can only imagine a wonderful experience.

As we learned in the previous blog about the whole science of sex we know what happens when a male has an orgasm. But what exactly does the prostate do?  The prostate makes a fluid that activates sperm as they are being ejaculated. So it has a pretty important job. Along with that job comes LOTS AND LOTS of nerve endings. Just like a woman's Grafenberg spot or G-spot. Thus the reason to call it a male G-spot. Now like a woman's G-spot we know it is all elusive and some women don't even know where their own is located much less telling their partner where it is. With men it isn't so hard. It is a small chestnut-sized bump situated approximately two inches inward and down towards the testis. Now I know from personal experience when I have a G-spot orgasm that is usually when I have that mind blowing, spectacular Multi... opps sorry almost drifted of there ....

I know.. I know... sorry Reggie

But you see where I'm going with this. If our G-spot orgasms are that amazing why can't it be just that amazing for men? And ya know what? I have actually talked to men who were not afraid to be labled and have done it and agreed with me that yes... yes indeed it is that amazing!

So when your ready and are comfortable with a partner I will give you a few tips that will help you ease into this a bit.... 

Just Kidding guys ... Just kidding! Geez Calm down!!!

Okay Okay I get it!

I'm not talking about having your partner strap one on and go to town I am talking about first learning your body. Just because a G-spot on a guy is easier to find then a woman doesn't mean we are all the same. As I said in my previous blog the biggest sex organ in the body is your brain. It all starts with arousal. Trust. Communication. Start with just massaging the "taint" area with some lube while you kiss and explore. Massage it, put a little pressure on it. If he starts to moan... well it's okay to like it. Maybe just start with that then move up to massaging just outside the anus along with the "taint" next time. This will help him to become more relaxed and more receptive to the idea. Remember before you decide to let your partner explore internally there are a couple of things you may want to do. The minimum preparation is a regular bowel movement followed by a complete external cleansing. You may even want to use some liquid soap and cleanse just inside a bit and rinse thoroughly. We will only be exploring a couple of inches in.. not a deep sea diving expedition.

If you are really feeling self conscience about it you can rinse internally but most experts do not suggest anything over a disposable bulb enema with plain warm water. Insert and gently squeeze allowing the water to rinse out. Repeat several times, or until the water runs clear. Never ever ever use hot or cold water.. your gonna want to be Goldilocks on this one and be JUUUUUUST right. About wrist temperature will be fine. You are not going to want to do anything larger then a bulb. Anything bigger can constitute a colonic and you don't want that before someone starts inserting things in there with all that cramping and blotting. If that is truly the route you want to go seek a professional. After that is done make sure you have your lube available. I suggest the silicone lube, Make sure you have latex or vinyl gloves or if your partner decides to "ride you bareback" sort of speak make sure their nails are trimmed, you don't want to have a hang nail and have it rip some tissue while in there. Once your comfortable have them again massage the "taint" area then press gently on the anus with your lubricated finger. Once they have their "one" finger in locate the Prostate about 2 inches in from the entrance of the anus. Once located tell your partner what feels good and what doesn't. Take your time.. do it slow and easy... let the body accept the finger. Later as you become more comfortable you can try a couple of beads or plugs. Which of course can be purchased at my website.

Once you find someone you trust and can relax with it won't be so difficult and who knows you just may find out you like it!

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