Mouth Hugs - WINK WINK

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If you have not understood the title of this blog I will explain. Ever since I performed my first blow job waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when. I always cringed at the name. I am a major ubergeek and thus I have a very logical thinking pattern. So when I hear blow job I know what it is and know what it means it just doesn't make logical sense in my head. Blow job?! You don't blow.. okay well sometimes for a game changer ... but in all actuality you don't blow you suck. But suck job sounds horrible. It sounds like you totally suck at what you do, which is the point of a blow job, which is contrary to the name, but you don't blow you suck, wait, huh?

Welcome to my mind!

So instead of calling it blow jobs I much rather call it Mouth Hugs. So from this day forward I proclaim this to be .... 

So sayeth the blogger... so It shall be done! Okay well for this blog at least. 

Soooooo Mouth Hugs!

I know guys... about time I blog about something interesting for you huh?

As always we need to study the anatomy of the penis and all its lovely parts...

We have covered the science of sex so we know all about arousal right? Right. But as far as the physicalities of a boner.... Side bar.. Interesting fact.. did you know that the original term "boner" may have come from the fact that primates, of which creationists believe we were evolved from, have an actual BONE in their penis called a Baculum and even women have one in their clitoris! But I digress. We do not have an actual bone in our penis or clitoris but we do have lots and lots of nerve endings and in men there is the Corpus Cavernosa which is the spongy tissue that fills with blood upon arousal and then.....

Boing!!!

I have done some quite extensive research in this matter from men who were cut to uncut and I have come to one unanimous conclusion when asking men what they like about getting a mouth hug they said EVERY DAY!

First and foremost I would like to address the controversy that seems to stem from whether or not cut vs. uncut men have better orgasms from their foreskin by saying it is still inconclusive. Each person is different. It is true that the foreskin alone has approximately 20,000 erotogenic nerve endings.

Yes I know! If I had known that when my sons were born I would have told them not to cut it! Sorry boys :(

But I also know that when performing fellatio on an uncut man he seems to be more aroused when the skin is pulled back and the head is addressed directly. Either way most men who are uncut have dealt with this all their lives so they know how to keep it clean and if they want a mouth hug from their partner best keep it that way... unless of course into that kind of thing.

Good hygiene and manscaping is always a  great idea when wanting to get a mouth hug from your partner. Heck if you want to spice things up have your partner wash you up before the festivities. 

I am pretty sure we all know what a mouth hug in details so I will be just giving tips and different variations that I have encountered over the years. If you have any further specific questions please feel free to email me at info@foryoursexformation.com

The good old standby I call fisting for nice girls. 

This is when you use one hand to hold the base of the penis, and let saliva pool in your mouth. Make a loose fist with your other hand and slide it up and down the penis, closing it when you reach the head. Get the hand motion right first, then add your mouth, letting your hand act as an extension of it. Create a snug vacuum (but don't suck), then slide up and down, your hand following your mouth. If you're not the most coordinated person, hold your hand still at the base of the penis and simply move your mouth up and down.

The next I call the Bowchickawowow

Love it or hate it, men are visual. All men. Gay, Straight or Bi.  It is a fact of life. This is why they are so fond of porn. They also like the fact that it is over exaggerated.  So why not add an erotic flair to your repertoire. Give him a mouth hug when he least expects it. While you're doing it reach up and tweak his nipples while maintaining eye contact. Heck throw a little cheap mascara on and gag a bit on his cock making that horrible sound. *Little know fact...most men like that little gag... it makes them feel like they have the biggest cock in the world. This causes the eyes to water and the mascara to run giving it that dramatic look that porn seems to be portraying these days. 

This next one is called Don't forget the Boys.

The greatest compliment you can give him is looking like you want to down in that area. And one of the best ways to demonstrate this is to explore all of it. Take one or both testicles in your mouth, hum lightly, suck gently and swirl your tongue around them. Tug lightly on the sac while doing any of the following above. If your adventures lick the peritoneum or the taint area and if you're REALLY adventurous try giving him a rim job. Not sure if that is something you may like the taste of? Try a piece of plastic wrap and your favorite lube licking his ass is a total bond of trust.

So now that you have decided on which strategy you're going to use in order to please your man. He is close and ready to ejaculate now what? FINISH THE JOB... Ladies have you ever been so close and didn't want your partner to stop whatever it was they were doing and your partner does stop for whatever reason...

They then realize how close you are and reach for a toy or reach down and stimulate you with your hand to help you get there. It just ISN'T the same though...you knew if they didn't stop it would have been FANTASTIC!

THAT is exactly what happens when your giving a mouth hug and you realize he is about to cum in your mouth and you pull your mouth off to finish him with your hand or have him finish himself off with his own hand. Secretly they are thinking...

So for the love of all that is right and good in the world please let him do his thing. It will greatly be appreciated and returned. If you don't like the texture, taste or smell you don't have to swallow it. But they do make oral heighteners and masking strips for these types of things that I even carry and you can get from me for a discount just for reading my blog. 

Men if you have a pretty good indication that you may be getting a mouth hug try these tips within a 24 hour period. Do not smoke or drink alcohol this gives semen a bitter taste. Eating red meats, asparagus, broccoli, spinach and some vitamins will give secretions a sharp or salty taste along with dairy products so try to avoid these as well. Eating parsley, wheatgrass and celery will give semen a more mild flavor, these are high in chlorophyll and will even make it sweeter. As will spicing foods such as cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemons. And lots and lots of fruits especially pineapple, papaya, cranberry, melons, mangos, apples and grapes. 

And don't worry if you're on a diet and you do like to send him over the top and swallow. The average ejaculate is about 4ccs of liquid and consists of less than 36 calories. So anyone who is using a calorie counter can put that in your recipe book. 

Make sure you take the poll this week and hopefully I will have a much better computer and internet connection so that I can do the radio show next week. Remember to let me know what you want to order from my website (found on the side) and I will make sure you get your discount for being a blog reader. 

MMMMMM was it good for you? Let me know at info@foryoursexformation.com or visit my website at foryoursexformation.com.